I just received my diploma in the mail today which means I have officially graduated from BYU. There is no going back. My first order of business is to frame it and hang it on my wall as a sign to all who enter that I have accomplished something no matter how little it means to the professional world. My second order of business is to dye my hair and style it into a mohawk, cite a source that doesn't exist, stop showering, have boys over until 12:30 AM on a TUESDAY, and grow out my beard. Take that.