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Sunday, May 30, 2010

Joel Ackerman. My Partner in Crime, Crime of Love.

Jewish
Older than me
Exquisitely beautiful
Long haired

American
Cream of the crop
KKK member he is not
Entertainer
RM
Manly
Aerodynamic
Narcoleptic

That pretty much sums up Joel and why I like him. Also we love pockets.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Hopefully Things Never Change

I moved into a new apartment a couple weeks ago and am still unpacking all my stuff. I was looking through my notebooks and came across a journal I kept in high school. I forgot what an awesome teenager I was until I read a list of some of the jokes I pulled on people.

-Painted Kamron's toenails pink while he was sleeping.

-Crawled outside and around to the quiet room window where Boyd and Kelsey were. Wore a scary gorilla mask and black hat and scared them good.

-Sang extremely loud to Boyd's friend whom I do not know Happy Birthday on the phone. Not his birthday.

-Drew on Jared's face while he was sleeping. He said he was gong to get me back. I boobytrapped my room with black thread going back and forth all across the room. Mom came in.

-Called Jared's roommate and acted like I was the girl he went out with the night before, saying I didn't think it was going to work out, that I was confused, and that I needed time to think.