Oskar: Can you wake up?
Jamie: I am awake.
Oskar: Can you wake up normally? (Meaning, can you wake up and get out of bed, not just lay there)
Looking at a picture baby Lena:
"She's a dickens little baby!"
Oskar: I LIKE JESUS
Jamie: You like Jesus? I like Jesus too. He loves us, huh?
Oskar: I sure love him too!
Oskar was doing something he wasn't supposed to.
Grandma: You're such a ... a...
Me saying something
Oskar: What's that noise your'e talking to?
"Talk about the letters or talk about the words." (read to me)
In the car:
Oskar: talking gibberish
Jamie: what does that mean?
Oskar: talking more gibberissh
Jamie: What does THAT mean?
Oskar: I don't know and I don't care.
"Good job driving, Mom!"
"There's a bee in my mouth." (anytime there is a peel of a fruit or a piece of food he doesn't like)
Jamie: What are you doing?
Oskar: I'm enjoying baseball!
Oskar came into Joel's office:
Oskar: Are you enjoying your work, Dad?
Keeps asking whenever he sits on his little wooden chair:
Oskar: How are you, Mom?
Jamie: I'm good, how are you?
Oskar: I'm good.
As we were driving up to the church:
Oskar: Our church! Listen to the Spirit.
We walked by a pile of dog poop and Oskar bent down to touch it. I told him not to touch poop, it's gross, and that the poop was there because the owner was being irresponsible and didn't pick it up.
Oskar: Maybe Santa should give the dog hands for Christmas and he can pick up the poop!
Oskar always asks us what we're doing and if we're enjoying what we're doing.