Oskar: I'm going to go to the store and get Daddy Root Beer and you chocolate cake. Or pie?
Jamie: No, chocolate cake. But you can't drive until you're 15.
Oskar: What kind of cracker is that?
Jamie: A wheat cracker.
Oskar: Like wheat, rye, and oats?
Oskar: What are those boys doing?
Jamie: They're playing basketball. They're basketball boys.
Oskar: I'm a play boy!
During Sacrament Meeting Joel was trying to talk to Oskar about the sacrament and what the bread and water mean.
Oskar (fairly loudly during the Sacrament): I think Heavenly Father and Jesus should come to our house and watch Star Wars and find out what happens to the Stormtroopers and the bad guy in black.
Oskar: I crashed my teeth into my tongue.
Jamie: Let me get my bearings.
Oskar: Daddy ate your berries!
Can baby sister just chill right here for a while?
Can I have a piece of your post to put in my pocket? (This was an influence from Peppa Pig i'm sure)
Mama, I wish I could have 20 fingers.
Is that the famous castle that Jesus lives in?
I want to eat some grass of cheese (grated cheese).
I suspect it's a bit funny.
Baby Sister's face makes me sensitive.
Oskar to Jamie: What should I wear my little sweet?
Joel: Don't throw things, Oskar.
Oskar: I'm just responding!
You don't have any chokes in you, Mom, you just have kisses (about choking on a sucker).
(Talking about watermelon) I'm not going to share with all the world but I'm going to share with me.