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Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Oskar Funnies

Oskar:  I'm going to go to the store and get Daddy Root Beer and you chocolate cake.  Or pie?
Jamie: No, chocolate cake.  But you can't drive until you're 15.
Oskar: [crying]

Oskar:  What kind of cracker is that?
Jamie:  A wheat cracker.
Oskar:  Like wheat, rye, and oats?

Oskar:  What are those boys doing?
Jamie:  They're playing basketball.  They're basketball boys.
Oskar:  I'm a play boy!

During Sacrament Meeting Joel was trying to talk to Oskar about the sacrament and what the bread and water mean.
Oskar (fairly loudly during the Sacrament): I think Heavenly Father and Jesus should come to our house and watch Star Wars and find out what happens to the Stormtroopers and the bad guy in black.

Oskar:  I crashed my teeth into my tongue.

Jamie:  Let me get my bearings.
Oskar:  Daddy ate your berries!

Can baby sister just chill right here for a while?

Can I have a piece of your post to put in my pocket? (This was an influence from Peppa Pig i'm sure)

Mama, I wish I could have 20 fingers.

Is that the famous castle that Jesus lives in?

I want to eat some grass of cheese (grated cheese).

I suspect it's a bit funny.

Baby Sister's face makes me sensitive.

Oskar to Jamie:  What should I wear my little sweet?

Joel:  Don't throw things, Oskar.
Oskar:  I'm just responding!

You don't have any chokes in you, Mom, you just have kisses (about choking on a sucker).

(Talking about watermelon) I'm not going to share with all the world but I'm going to share with me.







4 comments:

Pete and Bekah Ackerman said...

He is so adorable! And Jamie you look BEAUTIFUL in that new family picture. I'm so glad you keep blogging so I can keep up with your cute kids!

Ruth McKimson said...

I just love the quotes posts. And it's a good way to document these treasures so you won't forget.
Keep 'em coming!

Maren B said...

NICE ONES!

Keri said...

What a character. Where could he have gotten that?